I Was A Teenage… Blog!

Once Bitten, Twice Sh—BRAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!!

I didn’t buy crap yesterday. Not because Kalle Lasn suggested I not. But because zombie Santas had infiltrated all the malls around town. It was sad watching all the children (regardless of naughtiness or niceness) getting their flesh gnawed off on via 5 o’clock news. Damn shame. Oh, well. All’s fair in love ‘n’ commerce.Anyways, the dates for the 2006 Santa Rampage have recently been announced for the DFW and Houston areas. I haven’t heard anything about Austin Rampage yet. I’ve never participated in any Santacon outings, but want to. The whole deal involves dressing up in cheap-ass Santa Claus costumes with a bunch of buddies and other random people for a couple of crazy nights of pub crawling. Who’s going?

— ND