I Was A Teenage… Blog!

Hey kid, what about liberty and the pursuit of happiness?

The following is an impersonation of Jerry Seinfeld by I Was A Teenage Podcast’s Nathan — as if Seinfeld would ever question why “camps” are now suddenly cool with political and religious activists:

“So what’s the deeeeeeel with “camps” nowadays? One minute, it’s “Camp Casey,” and the next minute, it’s “Camp Democracy.” Now it’s “Jesus Camp!” Do we need a camp for every religious and social movement in America? I say once and for all, we kill camps, except for Camp Crystal Lake. There’s nothing wrong with movies that depict homicidal maniacs and their mothers slaughtering teens engaged in recreational drug use and pre-marital sex. How else are actors like Corey Feldman and Crispin Glover going to make it big in the film industry?”

FIN

— ND