Banana Splice
We Broke Up?
Scientists are saying that chimps and humans split only four million years ago. Well, they’re wrong. Obviously had they done their research, they would have found the split never took place. In fact, chimps and humans are getting closer. Orangutans, too! - ND
Houston, The Podcast Has Landed!
iHowl Listening Station
This is weird. Should an astronaut go crazy during a mission in space, his or her fellow “astronauts are instructed to bind the stricken flier’s wrists and ankles with duct tape … and administer strong tranquilizers.” I mean, that’s how we at I Was A Teenage Podcast recommend our listeners get their friends to listen to the show. Hmmm, maybe we should up the dosage. -ND
Britney Shears
The media says the media should get off Britney’s back? R-i-i-i-i-i-i-ght!!! -ND
Transfatreformers
More Than Meets The Body
Huh? But what if I wanted trans fats? Now what am I going to do? Stupid Girl Scouts! -ND
Condilious
Bluer Skies, Greener Cars
Buy me!
TX House Bill 1335 rewards consumers who choose to purchase more fuel efficient vehicles, including hybrid engine vehicles (HEV’s). Thanks Dwayne and Rafael! Now, get started on replacing those 19 TXU coal plants with “greener” energy systems. -ND
War Is A Racket
On the video above, documentary filmmaker Robert Greenwald discusses war profiteers and new legislation to stop them on Keith Olbermann’s show. Click here for the link to the YouTube code. What are you waiting for? Pass the link around, people! (It’s simply amazing that Keith hasn’t been fired yet on MSNBC, like Phil Donohue prior to the Iraq War.) - ND
Animated Resignation
Terrorism Not Included.
Jim Samples, general manager of the Cartoon Network, tendered his resignation last week over a marketing stunt gone wrong.
Oh, so sad. So very sad. I hope he can still feed himself after such a traumatic incident.
I mean, if a company scares a city, the company’s execs just write a check, apologize, and let their artist-employees land a criminal record.
I wonder if Osama will be offered the option to “pay” for the Twin Towers. Doubt it.
–ND
Unyeildling
Blowing Sin Away Since 1930.
As much as I respect Mr. Eastwood, I think he got it confused. Jack Black and Kyle Gass are Tenacious D. President Bush, on the other hand, is a stubborn asshole. –ND
