Rupert Murdock: Terrific Dancer
I don’t know how I feel about FOX allowing such an overt parody of its news shows on The Simpsons. Am I supposed to like FOX News more? Am I supposed to like the Simpsons less? I know Maggie’s got to eat… now that I think about it, aren’t there cartoon-baby labor laws FOX is breaking? There, I feel better, well, sort of.
How To Start A Riot…
I’m still recovering from St. Paddy’s Day, aka the day that St. Patrick introduced pederasty to Ireland. I said that to a real Irishman once and he kicked my arse faster than The Pogues start riots with their banjos.
- ND
God Save The Captain
Death Too Soon
A sniper killed Captain America today. Well, actually, Marvel Entertainment killed him to stir up controversy and sales. I don’t blame them, but it could have been handled better. The story line could have been that the sniper killed Cap because Cap had publicly announced he was gay. - ND
Wii Sex
How Wii is supposed to be played by couples.
How Wii is supposed to be played by couples.
Why hasn’t Nintendo gone into the adult video game business? “Sperm Mario World” has a certain ring to it, don’t you think? -ND
TV On The Commercial
Idolatry? Adultery? What’s The Difference?
Taxpayer Dollars Put To Sexy Use
Um, I think the folks complaining about this nymphet frolicking semi-nude at a World War II memorial are upset only because it’s not a Gulf War memorial. Besides, if we had only used all that money to build schools instead of war memorials, none this would have ever happened! - ND
Full Moon Fever
I don’t know about you guys, but if I had mooned my parents, they would have stuck an American flag up my ass. Yeah, you could say that they’re both patriotic. Hey, that picture could have been worse. They could have been nudists - and my read parents. Happy Full Moon Night! – ND
