I Was A Teenage… Blog!

You tell me which is scarier/scariest.

A)  This guy was mistaken for a zombie by passengers who immediately called the fuzz.  Did anyone even bother to smell him?  He’s lucky there wasn’t another passenger dressed as Dick Cheney, or he would have had a hole in his head the size of a canoe.

B)  This guy actually was dead, and no one noticed.  Much like this blog.  Still, that train ride must have been a whole lot better than this one.  Seriously, nothing says corpse quite like Steven Segal’s movie career.  Although he did get to screw Kelly LeBrock, so I can’t give him too much flack.   

C)  This guy has been getting news links from Fox News.  If you see him, aim for the head. 

Happy Howl-o-ween!

c/s

WTF? If there was ever a time to call out “Free Education!” now would be that time!

Dude, I’d totally cross the picket line to work as a TV screenwriter! My first show would be a psychedelic-cooking show called “Eat Me, with Nathan.”

So what does it take to be one of the best corporate citizens? Don’t kill anybody?

Idea for a new superhero: instead of the Toxic Avenger, how about the Toxic Ranger?

“You want whooop-ass with that?”

My alma mater was ranked 108th.

Looks like the Holy Land Foundation will receive another trial. In the meantime, I guess the five defendants are going to party like its 1419 AH?

If I believed in the so-called “war on terror,” I would question this FBI investigation into David Copperfield. I mean, wouldn’t you want to HIRE HIM to make terrorists disappear and reappear in jail? What’s REALLY going on here? A “war on magic?”

John Mayer has been doing open heart surgery without a license.