I Was A Teenage… Blog!

You tell me which is scarier/scariest.

A)  This guy was mistaken for a zombie by passengers who immediately called the fuzz.  Did anyone even bother to smell him?  He’s lucky there wasn’t another passenger dressed as Dick Cheney, or he would have had a hole in his head the size of a canoe.

B)  This guy actually was dead, and no one noticed.  Much like this blog.  Still, that train ride must have been a whole lot better than this one.  Seriously, nothing says corpse quite like Steven Segal’s movie career.  Although he did get to screw Kelly LeBrock, so I can’t give him too much flack.   

C)  This guy has been getting news links from Fox News.  If you see him, aim for the head. 

Happy Howl-o-ween!

c/s