I Was A Teenage… Blog!

C’mon! The Army announces that suicides are up 20 percent in its ranks, and then Marvel Comics announces that Captain America is coming back. This is just too much! DC comics didn’t bring back Captain Carrot when economy hit a recession!

I’m telling you, it’s John Lennon trying to get out of Britney Spears’ body, man! That’s why she’s speaking in a British accent!

And here I thought David Bowie was reverting back to his glam rock roots! My bad!

Wow! I didn’t know Gavin Rossdale had an 18-year-old daughter… last night in my bed! I read about it.

Rudy is gone, but we still have Zoey! Thank goodness!

The least we can do is give them water for their dirt so they can have pies.

India is keeping the myth alive?

Of course! The Kennedy Clan endorsed Barack Obama. The campaign to inspire us to death lives on!

Rambo came in No. 2? Someone must have stuffed the box office. I demand a recount!

Yes, Virginia, there is a “Britney Spears-Industrial Complex.”