I Was A Teenage… Blog!

I’m still recovering from the Obama rally in Dallas from last Wednesday. Inspiration just wears the hell out of me. The Texas Frightmare Weekend was a drain, too. It was so crowded, you know, like Mardi Gras but without all the dead people; and that was just the Obama rally! I was such a zombie when Saturday rolled around that I was of no help looking for this chic dressed like “Barbara” from Night of the Living Dead. Our intent was to eat interview her because she was such a total super fan dressed to the nines, but we unfortunately lost her. In other news, the only reason I’m watching the Oscars tonight is Jon Stewart. But I’m not about to give him tips on how to run his show like some hacks and whiners would. Blah.