I Was A Teenage… Blog!

Uh, I thought all the controversy was over Ozzy Osbourne’s late guitarist rising back from the dead. Apparently, not. What I don’t understand is why Air America doesn’t know the difference between on-air talk radio and off-air talk comedy club. As a result, Randi (with an I!) is changing liberal radio networks. Me thinks she was looking for an excuse to leave anyway. After watching Left of the Dial, it’s clear nobody there really respected her talent venom… or even knew who see was. At the time AA was launching, everybody fawned over Al Franken like he brought them across the Red Sea. Perhaps its time we all got out of the Old Testament and into my Beechcraft Bonanza! Anybody wanna buzz the tour bus with me?

Labor is so undervalued in the United States that the prevailing folk religion here still promotes the idea that you can do something to gain God’s grace. This devalue stems from an awkwardness towards death. Americans don’t like it. They avoid it, well, like the plague. In some cases, it’s good, like when you seek the refuge of the bathroom from your girlfriend. Just make a few farting sounds and enjoy the rest of your Saturday morning in silence. In other cases, it’s bad, like when you try to campaign for pay raises for garbage men. Just call your government “imperialist” and enjoy your dirt nap. Death is inevitable, so you’d think that in the million years humans have been on this Earth, we’d have gotten over it, right? But, no, now we have non-fat dairy creamer, online dating, and doctor-assisted suicide. Solution: let go and LEGO…