I Was A Teenage… Blog!

Why do we have to choose? Why not both?

Yes, your kid is fat… for now.

Just say it, Wayne. Just say it. Republicans are racist. You’ll feel better.

Yes, your kid is fat… but not on airplane food.

But what if I want to drink it in space?

Communists just don’t understand.

Limeys are taking Indiana Jones too seriously.

I knew there was a reason why I keep smoking.

Utah Saints 1, Utah Phillips 0.

Tattle-tail Carter!

Ginger Rogers could do it backwards in high heels.

Hey, Dirty, Ben Stein’s got your money.