… Toilet Cleaner!
Let’s kick his ass… even though he likes it!
Ah, something to take the pain away!
Just what is a “website” between husband and wife?
… Castro Worshiper!
Next he’ll be smoking cigars.
Gas prices will make you postal.
The BBC never heard of beef jerky?
… Jesus Shaver!
I’d hate to be the one to erase all them Jesus pictures.
When you got moobs, flaunt them.
Now that’s how God throws a frat party.
First AIDS. Now Tila Tequila. I pity Africa.
… Hitchhiking Dolphin!
Obviously, they’ve never read “A Hitchhikers’ Guide to the Galaxy.”
Need a new identity? Go Gators!
Next they’ll outlaw the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
Whole new meaning to “pay at the pump!”
… Celebrity Activist!
Don’t you hate it when celebrities talk politics?
But they always screw you at the drive-thru!
Another reason for single-payer healthcare.
… Lion Rabbi!
But what about kosher platypus?
What’s next? Fake traffic tickets?
First the n-word. Now the r-word?
… Jailbait!
“The next JK Rowling” is jailbait!
It’s a race to the looney bin.
Jesus don’t want me for an Evian.
What if you could trade your Hummer for a lifetime supply of blowjobs?