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I Was A Teenage… Blog! » … Whazz Up Guy!

I Was A Teenage… Blog!


… Whazz Up Guy!

Posted in General by The Lutherdor on the November 11th, 2008

Being a white dude, I was not exposed to the GOTV ads targeting the black electorate. I have to get off my ass and look for them, which is fine because I need to lose weight. There’s one from the WhazzUp guys, you know, from that beer ad in the 1990s. It’s flippin’ awesome! “You got money for pain killers?” As I watched it, I peed my pants and shed a little tear, which is fine because I need to lose the weight… Anyway, I hear that the gay marriage ban in California won because white people didn’t get off their butts to include the black electorate in the effort to stop it. That’s a bummer for gay people. I’m sure that the ban will get overturned eventually once white gay people stop living in the past, find religion, and tell Melissa Etheridge to shut up and pay her taxes. I know. I’m one to speak. I can’t get enough of Sam and Dave. -N

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