… Disease!
God Save The Captain

Death Too Soon
A sniper killed Captain America today. Well, actually, Marvel Entertainment killed him to stir up controversy and sales. I don’t blame them, but it could have been handled better. The story line could have been that the sniper killed Cap because Cap had publicly announced he was gay. - ND
Wii Sex
How Wii is supposed to be played by couples.
How Wii is supposed to be played by couples.
Why hasn’t Nintendo gone into the adult video game business? “Sperm Mario World” has a certain ring to it, don’t you think? -ND
TV On The Commercial
Houston, The Podcast Has Landed!

iHowl Listening Station
This is weird. Should an astronaut go crazy during a mission in space, his or her fellow “astronauts are instructed to bind the stricken flier’s wrists and ankles with duct tape … and administer strong tranquilizers.” I mean, that’s how we at I Was A Teenage Podcast recommend our listeners get their friends to listen to the show. Hmmm, maybe we should up the dosage. -ND
Britney Shears

The media says the media should get off Britney’s back? R-i-i-i-i-i-i-ght!!! -ND
Transfatreformers
More Than Meets The Body
Huh? But what if I wanted trans fats? Now what am I going to do? Stupid Girl Scouts! -ND
Condilious
Bluer Skies, Greener Cars
Buy me!
TX House Bill 1335 rewards consumers who choose to purchase more fuel efficient vehicles, including hybrid engine vehicles (HEV’s). Thanks Dwayne and Rafael! Now, get started on replacing those 19 TXU coal plants with “greener” energy systems. -ND
War Is A Racket
On the video above, documentary filmmaker Robert Greenwald discusses war profiteers and new legislation to stop them on Keith Olbermann’s show. Click here for the link to the YouTube code. What are you waiting for? Pass the link around, people! (It’s simply amazing that Keith hasn’t been fired yet on MSNBC, like Phil Donohue prior to the Iraq War.) - ND
