http://iwasateenagewebsite.com/blog For When Things Get Hairy Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:06:38 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en That's where I put my cement! Let's kick his ass... even though he likes it! Ah, something to take the pain away! Just what is a "website" between husband and wife? Confirmed: God hates Tom Hanks. Gangbanging replaces Sesame Street. http://iwasateenagewebsite.com/blog/2008/06/16/toilet-cleaner/ Next he'll be smoking cigars. Gas prices will make you postal. The BBC never heard of beef jerky? But are the tattoos any good? How many chics named "Lauren Bernat" are there? Will give orgasms for free. http://iwasateenagewebsite.com/blog/2008/06/15/castro-worshiper/ I'd hate to be the one to erase all them Jesus pictures. When you got moobs, flaunt them. Now that's how God throws a frat party. First AIDS. Now Tila Tequila. I pity Africa. Another reason to hate the British. Don't believe the hyperlink. http://iwasateenagewebsite.com/blog/2008/06/12/jesus-shaver/ Obviously, they've never read "A Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy." Need a new identity? Go Gators! Next they'll outlaw the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. Next they'll outlaw flags. Whole new meaning to "pay at the pump!" Too bad Pam Anderson has already been inflated. Fight for your right to teach. http://iwasateenagewebsite.com/blog/2008/06/10/hitchhiking-dolphin/ Don't you hate it when celebrities talk politics? But they always screw you at the drive-thru! Another reason for single-payer healthcare. PSA: Don't have sex with New Yorkers. CNN doesn't work. She's got great brains. http://iwasateenagewebsite.com/blog/2008/06/09/celebrity-activist/ But what about kosher platypus? What's next? Fake traffic tickets? First the n-word. Now the r-word? Hillary sings the blues. Legos recreate history! Awesome! Our suggestion: "I Was A Teenage Road" http://iwasateenagewebsite.com/blog/2008/06/08/lion-rabbi/ "The next JK Rowling" is jailbait! It's a race to the looney bin. Jesus don't want me for an Evian. Rock the casbah, Abdullah. What if you could trade your Hummer for a lifetime supply of blowjobs? Okay, so now I'm praying in Richard Dawkin's home. http://iwasateenagewebsite.com/blog/2008/06/04/jailbait/ The "Terror Scarf" Strikes Again! I can see into the future... Bo knows death Drink this. It's bad for you. Google is a home invader. A picture is worth a 1000 bombs. Love Boat docks at Gitmo Bay. As long as they don't use silver bullets... http://iwasateenagewebsite.com/blog/2008/06/02/fashion-nazi/ Hope the monsters got out alive! MySpace will land you in jail. Europe is slow. I've been to Disney World a dozen times; vote for me! Does this means Obama is going to hell? Nice license plate. All bikers have attitudes. See: Lance Armstrong. Revenge of the Scots. http://iwasateenagewebsite.com/blog/2008/06/01/pyromaniac/ Why do we have to choose? Why not both? Yes, your kid is fat... for now. Just say it, Wayne. Just say it. Republicans are racist. You'll feel better. Yes, your kid is fat... but not on airplane food. But what if I want to drink it in space? http://iwasateenagewebsite.com/blog/2008/05/27/master-debater/